Just a little something for the tinychat massive;

yesanastasia iamaloserpenguin (aren’t you gonna change your URL back now sweetpea?) piccolomu dievollnerdin bards-butt dontbelonelygetyourselfapony pawsinsnow and whoever else was present for the entire mental hanker episode, here’s the song!

Enjoy, use at your will, try not to let your ears bleed too much.

P.S You can hear my absolute joy at managing to play and sing the whole thing without screwing up too much, yeah that took me S O O O  L O N G to do.

ylvisfaen:

I’ve been going through all the 64 nominated blogs, scoring them in seven categories on a scale from 1-10. When two or more people got the highest score in the same category, I based my decision on how well their personality shines through the blog, as this is very important to me. And the winners are…
BEST TITLE
norgevids with the title “Norwegian Comedians Have Ruined Me”. Runner-ups are fuckingylvis, hoosonja, iwasmadeforlovingylvis, vegardsnipples
BEST ICON
I was looking for creativity and uniqueness for this category and the winner is thepalincleeselovechild with her amazing flower crown Calle edit. Runner-ups are lundsdotter, ylvistouchingeachother, fuckingylvis and anglosaxonbitch (because lolz)
BEST THEME
I was struggling with this one, as there are loads of amazing themes out there. The winner is starchaserr, because my mood went up infinite levels by spending time at her blog. Runner-ups are ylvisbabe (nominated by a 3rd party) at a strong second place, pawsinsnow, ylvispotato, idjustbethecatcherintherye
BEST URL
Even though I usually prefer short and simple urls, ylvisruinedmylife is unbeatable. Runner-ups are ylviswagger, ylvispotato and whatdoesthisfoxthink
BEST TAGGER
Okay, this cannot possibly be a surprise to anyone. She is famous in the fandom for letting her crazy run wild in the tag section, and it is always entertaining for us bystanders. fuckingylvis is the queen of tags. But there are loads of hilarious taggers, and I could write 50 runner-ups here, but I’ll stick to a handful of the strongest contestants: ylvisfucker, pawsinsnow, humbae, theylvis, ylviswagger
BEST ORIGINAL POSTER
This award goes to the person who contributes the most original posts, such as gifs/edits, videos, pictures. And the award goes to the ylvisers-girls! Strong runner-ups are vixxe (nominated by a 3rd party) with her outstanding gif-skills, ylvisbabe (nominated by a 3rd party) for her immense video/picture library, lundsdotter for her inhuman dedication for translating, fuckyeahylvis and yummyylvis. 
BEST IDEA
Only a handful of people are eligible for this category, so I’ll name them all as runner-ups: yummyylvis, ylvislookingateachother, ylvistouchingeachother, theylvis (for the hilarious close-up thing), mylifeasbylvis, ylvisonpornstarbodies. But the winner is ylvisruinedmylife for her amazing GOAT ARMY! 
ANDY'S FAVORITE
My dear friend pawsinsnow gets this award, for so so so many reasons! There are many runner-ups here, but I would like to point out one; shandydann (nominated by a 3rd party). You are an amazing person, and a treasure to this fandom!
THE JAN EGELAND AWARD
For this award I opened up for a little voting, to find out who in the fandom has a true heart of gold. And a very special girl won this BY A MILE. purple-cinnamon, this one goes to you! And I can honestly say it is well deserved. shandydann is the strongest runner-up here, followed by goldentshirt, pawsinsnow, ylvisgirly, idjustbethecatcherintherye, minolyn, ylvisruinedmylife, lundsdotter, whatdoesthisfoxthink
BEST YLVIS BLOG
For this award I added up all the scores of the other categories (excluding the Jan Egeland Award and Best Idea) and the winner was obvious. Out of 70 possible points, fuckingylvis ended up with 62 points, and can now put another flower in her crown! Congrats!
ALL THE WINNERS SHOULD HAVE OPEN SUBMISSIONS, AS THEY WILL GET A LITTLE SOMETHING (just give me a minute to make them)

ylvisfaen:

I’ve been going through all the 64 nominated blogs, scoring them in seven categories on a scale from 1-10. When two or more people got the highest score in the same category, I based my decision on how well their personality shines through the blog, as this is very important to me. And the winners are…

BEST TITLE

norgevids with the title “Norwegian Comedians Have Ruined Me”. Runner-ups are fuckingylvis, hoosonja, iwasmadeforlovingylvis, vegardsnipples

BEST ICON

I was looking for creativity and uniqueness for this category and the winner is thepalincleeselovechild with her amazing flower crown Calle edit. Runner-ups are lundsdotter, ylvistouchingeachother, fuckingylvis and anglosaxonbitch (because lolz)

BEST THEME

I was struggling with this one, as there are loads of amazing themes out there. The winner is starchaserr, because my mood went up infinite levels by spending time at her blog. Runner-ups are ylvisbabe (nominated by a 3rd party) at a strong second place, pawsinsnow, ylvispotato, idjustbethecatcherintherye

BEST URL

Even though I usually prefer short and simple urls, ylvisruinedmylife is unbeatable. Runner-ups are ylviswagger, ylvispotato and whatdoesthisfoxthink

BEST TAGGER

Okay, this cannot possibly be a surprise to anyone. She is famous in the fandom for letting her crazy run wild in the tag section, and it is always entertaining for us bystanders. fuckingylvis is the queen of tags. But there are loads of hilarious taggers, and I could write 50 runner-ups here, but I’ll stick to a handful of the strongest contestants: ylvisfucker, pawsinsnow, humbae, theylvis, ylviswagger

BEST ORIGINAL POSTER

This award goes to the person who contributes the most original posts, such as gifs/edits, videos, pictures. And the award goes to the ylvisers-girls! Strong runner-ups are vixxe (nominated by a 3rd party) with her outstanding gif-skills, ylvisbabe (nominated by a 3rd party) for her immense video/picture library, lundsdotter for her inhuman dedication for translating, fuckyeahylvis and yummyylvis

BEST IDEA

Only a handful of people are eligible for this category, so I’ll name them all as runner-ups: yummyylvis, ylvislookingateachother, ylvistouchingeachother, theylvis (for the hilarious close-up thing), mylifeasbylvisylvisonpornstarbodies. But the winner is ylvisruinedmylife for her amazing GOAT ARMY! 

ANDY'S FAVORITE

My dear friend pawsinsnow gets this award, for so so so many reasons! There are many runner-ups here, but I would like to point out one; shandydann (nominated by a 3rd party). You are an amazing person, and a treasure to this fandom!

THE JAN EGELAND AWARD

For this award I opened up for a little voting, to find out who in the fandom has a true heart of gold. And a very special girl won this BY A MILE. purple-cinnamon, this one goes to you! And I can honestly say it is well deserved. shandydann is the strongest runner-up here, followed by goldentshirt, pawsinsnow, ylvisgirly, idjustbethecatcherintherye, minolyn, ylvisruinedmylife, lundsdotter, whatdoesthisfoxthink

BEST YLVIS BLOG

For this award I added up all the scores of the other categories (excluding the Jan Egeland Award and Best Idea) and the winner was obvious. Out of 70 possible points, fuckingylvis ended up with 62 points, and can now put another flower in her crown! Congrats!

ALL THE WINNERS SHOULD HAVE OPEN SUBMISSIONS, AS THEY WILL GET A LITTLE SOMETHING (just give me a minute to make them)

(via hipstersbleedylvis)

ylviswagger asked:

176 centimeters!

anglosaxonbitch:

iwasmadeforlovingylvis:

iwasmadeforlovingylvis:

OMG BEKKA HOW?!

Spot on miss, that’s it, I’m 176cm /wild applause/

ylviswagger you have serious skill, I’m terrible at guessing height!

and anglosaxonbitch its about 5ft 9-10in and I’m the shortest in the family lolol

I’M SO JELLY you could be one hot motherfucking model

PSHAW OKAY BE QUIET.

But in all seriousness, we generally use imperial measurements for height, speed and distance and human weight although we group into stones and don’t just say total number of lbs, but when it comes to cooking, measurements tend to be metric; millilitres, grams etc it’s screwy really, we should just stick to one.

It freaked me out the first time I went to Norway and saw a sign on the road saying the speed limit was 100 I was like wHAT THE HELL then my common sense kicked in and I realised it was kmph not mph doi.

coolcatmatt:

Utøya: after the massacre

In the aftermath of the Utøya island shooting in Norway in November 2011, Andrea Gjestvang began taking portraits of its young survivors. Her pictures won her the top prize at the Sony World Photography awards

Picture 1: ‘I bear my scars with dignity,’ says 15-year-old Ylva Schwenke, ‘because I got them standing for something I believe in’

Picture 2: Marius Hoft, 18, hid on a ledge to avoid the shooting. His best friend fell and died in front of his eyes

Picture 3: Cecilie Herlovsen, 17, tried to hide at the south end of the island, but Breivik shot her in the right arm, shoulder and chin. The last bullet was stopped by her wisdom tooth, which most likely saved her life

Picture 4: Iselin Rose Borch, 15, now suffers from constant nightmares – she gets comfort from her dogs

Picture 5: Best friends Victoria Froeyd, 18, and Sofie Nilsen, 17, hid together in the school building until the police rescued them

Picture 6: Alexander Sandberg, 16, hid under a sofa in the school building until Breivik was arrested

Picture 7: Ina Libak, 21, hid behind a piano in the island’s café where she was shot in her hands, jaw and chest

Picture 8: Eirin Kristin Kjær, 20, ran to a cave, but was shot in the stomach, arm, knee and armpit while trying to protect her younger friends

Picture 9: Aina Helgheim, 19, says: ‘I like to sit here, because I feel that my dead friends are in the nature that surrounds us’

(via shandydann)